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Spanish Fry

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things;

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With gusto. Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool. You know they gotta be fun! You can see how I lived before I met you.

  • Aww, it’s true. I’ve been hiding it for so long.
  • Bender?! You stole the atom.
  • Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff!

The Luck of the Fryrish

Take me to your leader! Morbo will now introduce tonight’s candidates… PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo’s good friend, Richard Nixon. Negative, bossy meat creature! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.

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What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! And until then, I can never die? Soothe us with sweet lies. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

  1. Shut up and take my money!
  2. There’s no part of that sentence I didn’t like!
The Luck of the Fryrish

Soon enough. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be… You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!

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