When I orbited the Earth in a spaceship i miss you

Posted by admin | June 8, 2013 3

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When Aliens Attack

We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Shut up and get to the point!

Spanish Fry

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Yeah, lots of people did.

  • Ummm…to eBay?
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The Problem With Popplers

With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun! Bender, you risked your life to save me! I had more, but you go ahead. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? They’re like money, except I’m having them!

A Pharaoh to Remember

Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I don’t want to be rescued. With gusto. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

  1. You can see how I lived before I met you.
  2. There, now he’s trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors!
  3. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school!
  4. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see!
A Pharaoh to Remember

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I” have to pay ”them’! You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Soothe us with sweet lies. I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

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3 Responses

  • Bolomir

    Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it… then perhaps gifts! I don’t want to be rescued. With gusto. Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal.

  • Lorena

    Zoidberg ‘fixes’ it??? :)

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