Son, when you feel participate in sporting events?

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Cape Feare

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. The Internet King? Dad wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Homer no function beer well without. Please do not offer my god a peanut. Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Ahoy hoy?

Rosebud

I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face!

  • Human contact: the final frontier.
  • I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
  • He didn’t give you gay, did he? Did he?!

Marge vs. Monorail

Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. “Thank the Lord”? That sounded like a prayer. A prayer in a public school. God has no place within these walls, just like facts don’t have a place within an organized religion. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes! Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

A Streetcar Named Marge

And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… I stand by my racial slur.

  1. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
  2. I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
  3. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
Hurricane Neddy

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Thank you, steal again. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. I was saying “Boo-urns.”

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