I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt

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Selma’s Choice

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*

The Last Temptation of Homer

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up back here anyway.

  • Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
  • The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
  • Thank you, steal again.
  • Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
  • A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Life on the Fast Lane

I stand by my racial slur. Thank you, steal again. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.

Homer: Bad Man

I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! You don’t win friends with salad. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

  1. I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies.
  2. I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Cape Feare

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! That’s why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

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