I’m very allergic to all bee stings

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Hurricane Neddy

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. You don’t win friends with salad. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…

Cape Feare

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about! And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Human contact: the final frontier.

  • What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
  • Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
  • A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

Life on the Fast Lane

I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. I was saying “Boo-urns.” I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.

Marge vs. Monorail

I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt Mother Earth. It’s a go-cart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

  1. Human contact: the final frontier.
  2. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.
  3. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box…
  4. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
Homer: Bad Man

A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution. I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.

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