Strange women distributing swords

Posted by admin | June 8, 2013 0

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Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Where’d you get the coconuts? I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! What a strange person. And the hat. She’s a witch!

Am I right?

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Burn her anyway! Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!

  • Why do you think that she is a witch?
  • You don’t vote for kings.
  • Well, I didn’t vote for you.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

She looks like one. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I got better.

First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin

The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! What a strange person. Did you dress her up like this?

  1. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
  2. I dunno. Must be a king.
  3. But you are dressed as one…
Dennis the Peasant

He hasn’t got shit all over him. Be quiet! How do you know she is a witch? The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Well, how’d you become king, then? I am your king.

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