Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance

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Cape Feare REMEMBER FEEL

Hi. I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help tapes as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.

Mr. Plow

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. D’oh. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as long as yours. Kids, we need to talk for a moment about Krusty Brand Chew Goo Gum Like Substance. We all knew it contained spider eggs, but the hantavirus? That came out of left field. So if you’re experiencing numbness and/or comas, send five dollars to antidote, PO box… This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Thank you, steal again.

  • Oh, I’m in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don’t have to listen to myself. I’m drunk.
  • This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”
  • Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work, I work.
  • Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

Homer the Great

And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Bart the Daredevil

You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. Shoplifting is a victimless crime. Like punching someone in the dark. I’m going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won’t be back for ten minutes!

  1. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity…
  2. And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
  3. I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children.
Last Exit to Springfield

I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there’s too many fat children. This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.” Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! I was saying “Boo-urns.” Duffman can’t breathe! OH NO!

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