Make a film about my nephew

Posted by admin | June 6, 2013 0


The Honking

Bender, quit destroying the universe! Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. Calculon is gonna kill us and it’s all everybody else’s fault! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.

Jurassic Bark

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

  • Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
  • I’m a thing.
  • A true inspiration for the children.
  • Do a flip!

Raging Bender

Who am I making this out to? You know, I was God once. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused. It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. That’s not soon enough!

The Route of All Evil

Can we have Bender Burgers again? Who’s brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs! Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.

  1. Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay!
  2. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  3. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.

I’m a thing. Say what? We don’t have a brig. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought “Why should I?” Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

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