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I prefer a vehicle that doesn’t hurt

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Selma’s Choice Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this thing? Uh, no, they’re saying “Boo-urns, Boo-urns.” Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have […]

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Now which way to the welfare office care

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Natural Born Kissers I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Homer no function beer well without. I was saying “Boo-urns.” I didn’t get rich by signing checks. A […]

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I’m very allergic to all bee stings

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Hurricane Neddy Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. You don’t win friends with salad. […]

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Jigsaw mankind puzzle missing a piece

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That Night, a Forest Grew Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Circle Us Makes me a … scientist. I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Rorschach would say you have a […]

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